She's a little blue, but it turns out she needs a heart transplant.

I've had a strange realization. I've had these weird dreams with people where I end up making out with them or something, and I couldn't really figure out why. Then I thought, well, maybe subconsciously I'm disappointed with my lack of action, and so my brain picks that up and tries to deal with that in my sleep. Even though consciously I don't need that sort of thing. I wonder...

Wow. I just read that over. It sounds really weird and creepy and disgusting. It may be better for you all to simply disregard this blog.