Monday, November 05, 2012

Out of Context

Liz did this recently, and I thought there were enough strange text messages in my cell phone to follow suit. These are some of the random text messages I have sent and received that make absolutely no sense if you weren't a part of the conversation. Which is sometimes more fun.

"I just rode a horse bareback on a high school auditorium stage."

"Karma, bitch."

"Chocolate shelf is very important."

"I wouldn't touch you with a plastic one. Why're you on the floor?"

"We are doing good. Still electricity. The squirrel that bit you is under water."

"Here, there, and everywhere. Hip, hip, so hip to be square."

"I just saw your drag queen doppelganger. I think her name is Glitter Diamond and she's amazing."

"Gpwajtdm."

Have a great night, lovelies! Shalom

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"The squirrel that bit you is under water." That's what you get when you bite Rebekah; that's right-drowning.

Love you and can't wait to see you!

Mom
XOXOXOXOXO

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